Review History for anonymous

Smelled Like Doo-doo Butter

OMG, the minute I walked in there after I was shown the apartment it smelled like one of the jackass guys, laid a big giant turd on the floor, blow dried it, and threw it in the oven for 45 minutes. Then left the heat on while it was baking in tin foil in the window all day. There was pee all over the seats, there were carpet lint balls all over the place. The dumpsters must have been at least 30 ft high, you literally have to climb the side of them to get your trash in there. The walls are paper thin, I bumped into and fell right through and fell in on my neighbors doing it. The floors got soaking wet after I took a shower and forgot to close the shower curtain. I mean if it was a good apartment, I wouldn't have had to close the curtain and the floors would auto dry. The apartment above me's water heater caved through my roof, and killed the dog that I wasn't allowed to have. My dog was 4 pounds and they only allow dogs over 100 lbs, breed restrictions are doverman pinchsers, and bull mastifs. It took them my entire 9 month lease, to fix the whole in my ceiling, I can't count on two hands, how many times my neighbors upstairs tried suing me for their medical bills, for falling through their floor. I strongly recommend you look at this apartment for serious consideration. But if you do, make sure you have good health insurance. Once you get passed to dookie smell, 30 ft dumpsters, washing your clothes in your kitchen sink, and hanging them up like you were in Hong Kong, Water heaters falling through your ceiling and killing your innocent breed restricted dog, non auto drying floors like all the good apartments have, paper thin walls, and the most ghettoest neighbors you will ever have (harlem woot woot), this really isn't a bad place to stay. Don't worry, they make up for not being able to have small dogs by providing big roaches. Since the rent is sooooooooooooo expensive, if you get hungry you could throw a couple of the maggots you find in your cubbard which is all of 2ft by 2ft on the stove. I give it an overall of 4.99999998