Review History for ColumbiaPikeSucks

Nazis Run This Place

I lived here one year. Bit my tongue on so many ridiculous rules. Management obviously doesn't care about the bottom line or its customers. Place is run down, dirty, and there's a bureaucratic mandate for every little thing you need. Straw that broke the camel's back is on my way out. Worked late tonight (good riddance). After filling out elevator reservation (a freight elevator that stunk and was the primary lift for 90% of my comings or goings - plus stopped at the lobby during EVERY trip up from the garage, with a 30 second wait - regardless if someone is at the lobby waiting) in triplicate like a good communist, and only available on the weekends, with a list of "rules" as long as your arm, I planned to move out 1st thing Sat morning. Being so late, I am unable, after 15 minutes driving around the area, to find a parking spot for my vehicle and a small U-Haul trailer. I parked in a NEVER used area of the parking lot (another horror story) - no problem. Being a good communist, I alerted the night desk clerk that I was there and would be moving it in less than 12 hours to move out. She said she would check with management. Got a call 5 minutes later, saying I had to move or be towed. Asked for the manager. "She's not here." "Please have her call me." Call from the desk clerk. "The manager will not return your call and you must move the car or be towed." Half hour later, I finagle the car and trailer into a seedy neighborhood street spot. Hopefully the car will be there in the morning. I'm steaming. Rates going up. Place is a dump, and management is horrible. STAY AWAY from this place. Spend a little more and go elsewhere. It is not worth it.