Review History for anonymous

funny little story....not

Just thought I´d share this lovely story in case you´re thinking of moving here..... <br> <br>I lived here in the 90´s. One day, as I arose from a nap, I noticed through my blurry eyes, what I thought was a bug or two flying around my bathroom light (which I had left on). I thought, hmmm, strange, but no real big deal. My dog, on the other hand, had a look of horror. <br> <br>So I got up, walked straight to the bathroom, and lo and behold there were LOTS of bugs flying around. I couldn´t believe it, was I still dreaming?? But, the look on my dog´s face scared me more than the bugs. She knew something I didn´t. <br> <br>So, I left the flying insect situation in the bathroom for a moment and walked around the corner to my kitchen. It was still light out, but fading fast, so I fliped on the lightswitch. You would not believe what was in my kitchen.....thousands of flying bugs....and walking bugs, and bugs sitting around. And I mean thousands! Okay, I thought, no wonder my dog looked terrified. <br> <br>I immediately went to the rental office, and tried with hesitancy to explain what I had just witnessed. Surely, they wouldn´t believe me. Surely I must have gone insane in their eyes. But before I could carry on long with my shrills and yes, tears, the manager appeared in the office doorway with a heavy duty vacumn cleaner, and said "here, use this". "The termites have obviously hatched." <br> <br>enough said................